Note to K's "Crush" ......from Hensch

Dear K's "Crush",

You know, for a man that is actually able to walk upright, speak in full sentences and sign your name without the use of a crayon, you sure are stoopid.

You have been warned on numerous occasions to observe, lust after, and claim my good friend K. To date, I have not heard that you have listened to a word I've said.

You have 45 minutes to call all of your friends and say goodbye. I will be arriving shortly to take you for your "How to recognize a girl with brains" class. You will not be allowed contact with the outside world until you have completed the course.

K's bestest friend,
Hensch