Sunday at the airport sucked. I hadn’t made a sale in 7 hours, people were mean and hateful, my co-worker was whiney, I was ready to hang myself due to boredom, my favorite football team was losing; I was crabby! I’m one of those people that when I see something on someone that I like, I tell them. Most people think that when I do this that I want something when actually I’m being sincere and I might even go as far as asking where they got it….
This was the case when I met Cheryl. I was in the terminal talking to P on my cell about the shitty day I was having and he asked me “well was there any positives today?” My answer was no. Other than the above happening, I also said my peace to a bunch of kids who were making smart remarks about my co-worker . So my day couldn’t be worse I told him. “I’ll let you think about that, and you can call me later when you leave ok?” P said. I sat there for a minute and noticed the really pretty faux sapphire and diamond necklace on this older woman. I didn’t say anything and walked back into my store to finish my shift.
A few minutes later that same woman walked into my store and then I commented about her necklace. She thanked me and told me that she sold them and would I be interested in a catalog. She gave me the catalogs and for the next 45 mins she and I talked about being single-me at 37 and she at 57. See, her husband died when she was packing their truck up to go back home from their cabin-in April 2007. She’d been married to him for 38 years and was having some difficulty dealing with his absence. She told me that she sold their home and moved to their cabin they’d spent 2 years building for their retirement. She admitted that since her husband died it left her the ability to retire from her job and not have to worry about money. She was thinking of getting back into the dating scene and mentioned to me about how dating has changed. How it’s become crass and aggressive.
She asked me to e-mail her if I wanted to order any of the jewelry and I told her that I’d just e-mail to see how she was doing-if that was ok? She thanked me, said she’d be looking for my e-mail and then commented about how it was a shame that someone hadn’t swept me off my feet, for I was really great person. I thanked her, and she was off to catch her flight back home. Thanks Cheryl…talk to you soon!
Monday, January 14, 2008
The One Thing that Keeps Me…
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Friday, November 30, 2007
Locker Room Conversations
I work out 5 days a week at the Electronics Company gym and so far it’s been uneventful until recently.
Last Wednesday- I usually don’t talk to anyone while I’m working out because, well, I’m working out…
A coworker comes up to me on while I’m on the elliptical and says…
Coworker: Hey K! What are you doing?
Me: Hey, working out, you too?
Coworker: Yeah, so I was going to ask you about a work related thing…can I ask you now?
Me: Um, no…I’m working out right now…
Coworker: OK, well it’ll just take a minute…
Me: I’m working out, we can set aside some time later today, but I’m working out so…
Coworker: Really? You can’t just give me 2 minutes?
Me: It is “a fire”?
Coworker: No..
Me: Then nope, We’ll talk about it later…thanks, and have a good workout!
She stands there for a couple of minutes not believing I just blew her off, before she walks away.
Tuesday- I’m done working out and am changing my clothes in the back. This 40-something woman comes back and stops right in front of me on her cell phone. I’m naked-changing my clothes and this chick is holding a conversation about her ailing father hanging over me by 5 inches….I’m feeling stared at and bit..um… vulnerable…
Me: Hey, back the hell up..
Stoopid Woman on her Cell: Wait a minute- What?
Me: I said, back the hell up..
Stoopid Woman on her Cell: I’m not..
Me: OK, get the fuck off me and out of here if you’re going to be on that thing OK? This is a locker room not a fucking phone booth, I’m also not particularly interested in the health of your dad..so get the hell away from me.
Stoopid Woman on her Cell: fine, screw you!
Me: Yeah, with a stick!
Wednesday- I’m done working out and am changing my clothes and decided to blow dry my hair…There is a 20-something girl changing her clothes and talking on her cell-loudly…I start blow drying my hair and…
Stoopid Chick on her Cell: Hey! I’m on the phone, can you turn that off?!
Me: Turning up the blow dryer to high, and looking straight at her…expressionless..
Stoopid Chick on her Cell: Hey! I said turn that off, I’m on the phone!
Me: Still looking at her, yelling loudly-What? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you!
Stoopid Chick on her Cell: Hey! Hey! (she ends her conversation and goes to workout)
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Snippets of Conversation
“BOB, umm, yeah, Bob Vader-you know, Darth’s little brother?” – Attempting to defend myself in a political conversation with P. My response caught him so off guard we laughed for about and hour.
“I don’t know if I should laugh and hand this back to you or wipe my ass with it…” – a guy in my class that was to read and comment his thoughts about a political paper I wrote.
“The answer is Chocolate cake”- What my Admin friend Brad says every time I call him. One of these times he’ll be right-I just know it.
“Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much..”-What a guy at the airport sang to me to get me to go out with him. I said no by the way.
“Dear Apostles, how was your weekend? It sure is hot here. Say hey to Jesus for me! Love, Peter.." -Comedian Jim Gannigan talking about how he had to read the “letter from Peter to the Apostles” in church and that he had make it up because he didn’t bring his glasses. (shit cracks me up!)
“His name was John.” -Answering Ernesto’s question about the name of the guy I had spoken to on the corner.
“You could always add more corners.” -Ernesto’s answer to my question on how to make more money.
“Do you have any Penguin stuff in this store?”- A customer I was helping in the "MINNESOTA" store.
“One of these times I’m just gonna snap and all you’ll find is a pair of steaming shoes at my desk.”- explaining my frustration to my boss.
“Then can I have your shoes?” - My boss’s reply to above comment.
“Hi I’m looking for a Torino sexual, umm I mean sectional…”- telling the sales guy at Slumberland what type of sectional I was looking for.
“I’m primarily looking for a T.V. with an HGTV, ummm, I mean HDTV tuner built into it..” – Explaining what kind of flat screen TV I wanted to the sales guy at Best Buy.
“I think you’re a jerk and I don’t date jerks..” “I wouldn’t go out with you if the world was flooded with piss and you were stuck in a tree.” - To a guy that asked me out by being extremely mean to me first then does a "Sybil" two seconds later.
“Frosted Flakes, Cocoa Puffs or Fruity Pebbles”- Ernesto commenting on what cereal he thinks I am.
“I don’t want to be some guy’s Pooh… or Piglet for that matter!” –Me commenting on why I don’t date younger guys and why I don’t want to be fat and dating them.
(Squealing loudly) “Hey! An OTTER!” – What I yelled in Best Buy when I was checking out flat screen TV’s and caught a glimpse of an otter on Animal Planet.
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